Being on death row is kind of like having cancer
You change from knowing that someday you will die to knowing you have a set, finite amount of time left in this world.
Fucking cop tv shows are depressing the shit out of me tonight.
Fuck you, Kmart.
So, I went to Kmart today to purchase some new rollerblades. It was a nice day so I decided to skate up there on my old rollerblades and return on the new ones.
Upon my arrival, I realized I had forgotten to bring shoes. The Kmart by me has a Little Caesar’s inside of it, so taking off my skates would be a health code violation. I decided the best option would just be to skate around and get my business done as soon as I could so I wouldn’t attract attention to my skates.
Unfortunately, some douchebag day manager spotted me. The exchange went as follows:
“Hey- you in the skates! You gotta leave.”
“Can I purchase some rollerblades first?”
“Well… You gotta take them off.”
“Don’t you guys have a Little Caesar’s here? Would that not be a health code violation?”
“I don’t care. Take them off.”
“I will. Wanna show me where the rollerblades are first?”
“They’re over there. Now take the skates off before you hit somebody or crack your head open.”
“Oh, I won’t, sir, that’s what the helmet’s for.”
I. AM. IRONMAN.
